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About Our Chocolate

Indulge in the pure, deliciously crafted chocolate inside - because that's the only thing we're serious about. As for the wrapper? It's all parody folks, purely for laughs. No ties to any existing brand, just good vibes and great candy!


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Why Choose Us

2-4 Grams

2-4 grams of high quality mystery magic in each bar. Mini or full size.

Quality Guarantee 

Delicious flavors, high-end packaging, and fast service.

Wholesale

Competitive pricing with the best-value wholesale options.

Our Flavors

Serving Suggestions

0.5-1

MICRO DOSE, STIMULATE YOUR MIND/BODY

1-3

therapeutic, dive deeper into your journey

4-6

wonder & amazement, your world expands

7-12

full surrender you''re all in